Unsure if your snack gets the David Seymour tick? This will clear things up.

In announcing changes to the school lunches programme, David Seymour said kids would no longer be served ‘woke’ foods. To clear up any confusion, The Spinoff has compiled a guide to the wokeness levels of some common food items.

  • boredtortoise@lemm.eeEnglish
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    6 months ago

    Based on that list; here are two ChatGPT generated meal plans, one for a woke person and one for a not woke person (don’t ask about the numbers, it probably can’t count):

    Woke Meal Plan:

    • Breakfast: Avocado toast with quinoa sprinkles (Approx. 350 calories)

    • Snack: Banana with almond butter (Approx. 200 calories)

    • Lunch: Quinoa salad with chickpeas, mixed greens, and avocado (Approx. 450 calories)

    • Snack: Hummus with carrot sticks (Approx. 150 calories)

    • Dinner: Tofu stir-fry with a side of non-dairy milk (Approx. 400 calories)

    Total calories: Approximately 1550 calories

    Not Woke Meal Plan:

    • Breakfast: Bacon and cheese omelette with a side of toast and cow’s milk (Approx. 600 calories)

    • Snack: Chocolate chip muffin (Approx. 400 calories)

    • Lunch: Burger and fries with a milkshake (Approx. 1200 calories)

    • Snack: Cheese and crackers (Approx. 300 calories)

    • Dinner: Spaghetti-topped pizza with a side of garlic bread and a glass of cow’s milk (Approx. 800 calories)

    Total calories: Approximately 3300 calories

    These are rough estimates and may vary depending on specific ingredients and portion sizes.

    • Fisk400@feddit.nuEnglish
      1·
      6 months ago

      So chatGPT is basically going with the interpretation that healthy and woke is the same thing when it comes to food. That feels about right.

      • boredtortoise@lemm.eeEnglish
        1·
        6 months ago

        People who drink milk can include:

        • Not Woke Children: Milk is often a staple in children’s diets for its calcium and nutrient content, essential for growth and development.
        • Not Woke Farmers: In rural areas, farmers may drink milk from their own cows or livestock.
        • Not Woke Athletes: Milk is sometimes seen as a source of protein for muscle recovery and growth.
        • Not Woke Health-conscious individuals: Some people drink milk for its calcium and vitamin D content, believing it promotes bone health.
        • Not Woke Movie villains: While not a common trope, some movie villains may be depicted drinking milk in a sinister or unsettling manner, contrasting the innocence associated with milk.