what is the original word for penis supposed to be? can’t be pence.
Could be Pence, what would be a C also looks doctored in that photo
how do you get a perfect I from a doctored C, and more importantly an S from an E?
I meant doctored as in literally editing the photo, not the sign, but if they had a white sharpie and a straight edge of some kind, I could see it working.
The overlap between people who would put these signs up and the people who shoot other people merely for appearing on their doorbell cameras is pretty wide.
I support but do not recommend this type of vandalism.
We need drones with paint rollers!
Or paint spray
After seeing two of my neighbors put up Trump signs in 2016, I said “no fucking way are we ever putting a political sign on our lawn.” I’m not going to risk anything around these people. Who knows how insane they are? I don’t even want a knock on my door and a lecture.
Yeahhh same.
Just buy a sign and prepare it before you go so all you have to do is swap signs.
Or steal the sign, modify it, and put it back. That way no money goes to them. We’re already committing vandalism, what’s a little petty theft?
True, but since you’re taking the old sign you can prep that one and swap it with another sign. Why not hit as many as you can?
Good call. Now steal one of their trucks to haul them and we’re getting into real crime!
Next fill a bunch of trash cans with cheap gas, haul it around with you and sell it door to door as a distraction while your friend is switching the signs. Wild card, bitches!
it’s probably less illegal than stealing signs.
Especially if you’re using duct tape or something, it’s hardly even vandalism at that point.
I don’t much care about the legality. I’d be much more concerned about a Trump supporter sitting in front of a monitor staring at a hidden camera feed of the sign on his lawn, just itching for someone to vandalize it so he could come out guns blazing,.
reminder that conservative are more frequently blue collar, more frequently rural, and more frequently working labor of some kind, the likelihood that they have security cameras is low, and the likelihood that they work is even lower.
while they likely do have guns, and are more likely to use them, i doubt that it makes a significant difference if you plan properly.
doesn’t take much, an old android phone and a cheap battery pack are all someone needs for a wireless security camera setup
FPV sharpie drone deployed!
FPV AK-47 drone deployed
Bro just carry your own gun. Not just red hats are armed or allowed to be armed.
Where would I get such a sign for my yard? For pride, you know.
Do it for her
OK, Homer.
I don’t wanna gag. I wanna straight up choke. Give it to me hard.
The only thing we need to give you hard is a Bible and choke you with the Holy Spirit 😤
You didn’t even mention the best part: how hung Jesus is!
BIDEN
HAI RKENNEDY
HACORN
Spray paint is easier.
And much faster
Don’t buy sharpies, they sent cuntmp that stupid giant one. Buy better.
I, uh… what?
I believe they’re saying to not support the Sharpie corporation because they sent trump a big one, but that’s just a guess.
OP wants people to get shot.
Nah, just you
Your mission, should you choose to accept it . . .
Blue duct tape would be faster.
I like the way you think
Unfortunately, that’s a Trump|Pence sign, so this is a bit out of date. The notion is still a valid one.
Exactly, it’s the thought that counts. Can probably come up with something fun for whoever he does pick
Would also need white tape or white sharpie to get the final E in Pence to be an S as well
If it’s removable, the police probably may take it less seriously as it’s hardly damage
Unless they are right wing chuds that want to send a message
Why do I have you tagged as psycho Christian?
Checks profile
Ah
Blue painter’s tape, then.
There we are, I knew someone would streamline this for the masses.
Thanks
Think spray paint would work?
For best results, hold a lit match in front of the spray nozzle.
You’ll probably gag on spray paint, so yes.
What about a white sharpie though? They used something white on the capital C and E to make them into I and S.
False advertisement! I want my money back!Pence isn’t his running mate this time, wouldn’t work.
Pssh, nah, of course he will run with the same VP from before! Or did something happen to make his VP not trust him for some reason? 🤔
I still see so many of these flags flying and bumper stickers everywhere though
Guess you missed the VP announcement, it’s Jonathan Fatcock
Omg, you had me in the first half!
Heard it was actually his brother richard, but my source isn’t rock hard… Er, rock solid I mean.
Dick Fatcock is a real hard liner
Generally a prick as far as I’m aware
Not this exact one necessarily, but the idea is still valid
