Add sweet crystals to the Juantios and it’s pretty good.
My favorite was always Cocoa-Based Bloodsucking Supernatural Being of European Nobility.
Coco vampire? Americans have some very strange cereal names.
This mfer right here. Total sugar bomb. Absolutely horrible for you. It’s the best.
Existence = Life and Glazed Tiny Grains = Frosted Mini Wheats, but I haven’t figured out what the other two are.
illusions = trix
But what’s Weev?
Chex, maybe?
Ahh, “Weev” is a four-letter version of “Weave” the same way “Chex” is a shortened “Checkerboard”, perhaps referring to the Ralston Purina checkerboard logo.
I assumed something like shredded wheat.
Ah, nice! I should have figured that one out.
Trix and Cookie Crisp I think.
I think you’re right. Cookie = Sweetdisk I can see, but Crisp and Chomp are pretty different.
I agree. Sweetdisk is established to mean to mean cookie… Malt O Meal “Cookie Bites” cereal does exist, but it’s a not so well known rip off of Cookie Crisp.
I thought it was Cinnamon Toast Crunch, but that makes a lot more sense.
I think Sweetdisc Chomp is Honey Nut Cheerios.
I thought Honeycomb.
And Tiny Glazed Grains = Rice Krispies or maybe Smacks.
Hm, but none of the words in the name correspond, plus it’s not so much known as a kid’s cereal. And Cheerio is established to be Jauntio here.
Naw that’s jauntios.
Sweetdisk is the Strange planet name for cookie
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I have a daily calendar of these cartoons, and it really is the high point of waking up to turn to a new day. Amazingly, my wife also enjoys it (we are very compatible in most things but not humour).
I first understood the ‘earlier consciousness’ to mean he was born earlier and hence felt he had right to the cereal of choice
Lucky Charms
Trix
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Frosted Flakes
Life
Cheerios
Chex
Many human nestlings of the North American variety protest the last two cereal lines because they are a much lower calorie content and sweetness.
I thought the third one was Cookie Crisp
Plausible.
Who else turned their phone upside down to check the box?
Easter egg could have been “cocoa encapsulated fructose ordnances?”
I have been able to identify symbols in the rotated position for some solar cycles now.
Took me way too long not to see Juanitos
I apologize, I am sure I’m missing something. Where?
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