Espiritdescali@futurology.todayM to Futurology@futurology.todayEnglish · 5 months agoMicroplastics found in every human semen sample tested in studywww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square48fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkMicroplastics found in every human semen sample tested in studywww.theguardian.comEspiritdescali@futurology.todayM to Futurology@futurology.todayEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square48fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoWe are so close to being able to cum glitter. Just think of the possibilities. What a time to be alive.
minus-squareQuacksalber@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months ago“Let me nut some plastic into you, baby!”
minus-squareASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoThe very last, maybe.
minus-squareNOT_RICK@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoGlitter is stored in the balls
minus-squareditty@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoMy loads will be a shotgun blast of funfetti
minus-squareMisterD@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoAnd since plastics mimic female hormones…
We are so close to being able to cum glitter. Just think of the possibilities. What a time to be alive.
“Let me nut some plastic into you, baby!”
The very last, maybe.
Glitter is stored in the balls
My loads will be a shotgun blast of funfetti
cumfetti
And since plastics mimic female hormones…