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didn’t know command-line interfaces were religious.
Only text based (or CLI-T) ones
Me talking about how great jq is
Suddenly nazis interested in your ted talk.
???
Jq also refers to the “Jewish question” which is where the “final solution” came from.
Ew fucking gross
But thanks
Ugh
Jesus Qrist?
It’s a command line tool to query JSON data. https://www.digitalocean.com/community/tutorials/how-to-transform-json-data-with-jq
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, TempleOS?
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Those cars be so big.
It’s Texas, and those are actually fairly average around here.
Across the street to the cun† church
Over half the congregation can’t find the church.
Leave it to Stan
Clit is a good team. I’m team clit.
Hell yeah, brother.
“Helping you find Jesus”
Dude, isn’t it obvious we help people find Jesus, because of the cross? I don’t think we need to be so explicit.
You’re right…how about:
“Helping you find it”
Perfect!
Didn’t think to dot the “i” huh?
This joke is underappreciated
I want to giggle too, can you explain?
It’s a play on the idiom to “cross your t’s and dot your i’s”, which means to make sure to check and double check your work for any errors/omissions/etc.
So kind of two jokes for the price of one: the play on the idiom, and that they didn’t do it because of the clit joke that made it into the final draft 🤣
In addition, the i with its dot are also the X of a treasure map, for those that need help finding it.
Brilliant! Thanks for the explanation.
You’re welcome!
I just assumed it was for the visual association
If God had a CLI then techies might be more religious.
God --pray "I know I've run my program twice now and it's crashed both times and I've changed nothing in the code, but PLEASE let it work!"No bad thinking, they’re innocent, really innocent …
Because virgin men have no idea what a clit is.
Most Christian males don’t know what a clit is, so this is understandable.
That’s because the clitoris, and by extension the female orgasm, is a myth created by second wave feminists to make straight men seem sexually incompetent.
It’s right behind you!
It must have been there this whole time.
/theyknew
It looks kinda like a slow pitch softball team. If that’s the case they almost certainly knew because most of the team names are jokes. I knew one team made up exclusively of people in AA and NA and the team’s name was “Free Base”
Is this real? I need this to be real.
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Well you don’t your organisation to be mistaken for a linux Terminal
