I did kind of enjoy the time my brother and I got salmonella growing up. One bathroom, we were destroying it every 15 minutes taking turns. At some point you just have to laugh through the pain!
It’s not diarrhea it’s “waterfall 🌈🌈”
Girls don’t poop
There used to be a troll that kept spamming videos of girls pooping out their butts everywhere including lemmy shitpost. It’s probably ai generated propaganda though. Poop is stored in the balls and most girls don’t have a cock or balls.
4 out of 5 women are full of shit
5th one just flushed the toilet
It’s called poop euphoria, look it up.
Do not, my friends, become addicted to pooping.
Are you my cat?
What’s going on with her bathroom? Is this AI generated?
This is from always sunny in philly
Quality shitpost.
No one ever thinks about the minority 😢
Illegal propulsion systems!!
Its green tech!
Well, brown sometimes too.
Literally a shit post
When you live with IBS-C, diarrhea is a godsend.
So this tracks.
my entire family has diarrhea it runs in our jeans…
God bless the waitress.
It must’ve been therapeutic to act so terrible to her husband like that
The other way around wasn’t that un-terrible either.
TayTay’s new album looks shitty
Diarrhea is a godsend and feels like such a cleanse.
It’s relieving to let out diarrhea. Constipation is painful and takes forever to get rid of.
I’ve been on Lemmy too much today. I read Constipation as Capitalism.
We should expel it like the diarrhoea it is.
Still works tbh
Well it’s both shit
I read it as Constantinople. It’s nobody’s business but the turds.
I like it when I’m about to take such a big shit that I take off my pants entirely so I can shit it out faster.
I love all poops equally. Fill the bowl fill your soul.
I hate those poops that need an entire half roll of toilet paper to wipe it all or else you’re going to be smelling your own asshole every time you sit down for the rest of the day. Guess I’m a poop racist.