nature hates you
A guy just wants to leave his home country and see the world, but his dad won’t let him. Even when he gets past his dad, he still can’t quite make it. It’s in the blood.
Speaking skills - 0
Sword and shield skills - 100
try to cure your burnout by waking up and starting work at 6am and passing out at 2am every single day for the rest of your life
Person with huge pockets builds a house that gets blown up because the door was left open.
You end up stranded on a foreign planet. You need to build a rocket so you can go home, but unfortunately you have to build a whole manufacturing facility to do that. As if this wasn’t hard enough, the inhabitants of the planet are environmentalist assholes and will do anything in their power to stop you.
I feel like this is well described lmao
You throw cubes in transdimensional holes to win a cake.
A man finds himself in front of a set of two open doors, he enters the door to his left.
Human leather factory simulator where you send drugged up child soldiers on slave raids while committing war crimes.
If this comment doesn’t get me on some watchlist I don’t know what will.
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undertale?
