For four years now, orcas have been ramming and sinking luxury yachts in European waters, and scientists have struggled to work out just why these smart, social animals had learnt this destructive new trick. But it's not due to some anticapitalist 'eat the rich' agenda, nor is it to do with…
That means asking the “teenagers” to keep doing it will make them stop.
So we have to tell them that “we would be displeased and upset if the boats keep getting attacked.” And maybe throw a little adult hissy fit during an attack. And then the “teenagers” will keep doing it to antagonize the human adults.
Bring back national service, but exclusively for Orcas, they have too much time on their hands!
(Policy courtesy of the British Tory Govt)