• Flying_Hellfish@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    They just bought up the largest waterpark in Illinois… yep, a waterpark.

    The last article I read on it said they had big ideas to increase profit at the waterpark and it was something the old owners never thought of, which is to start selling alcohol. I can’t imagine how much a watered down margarita at a waterpark is going to cost.

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      5 months ago

      Pretty sure the previous owners didn’t sell alcohol to avoid drunk situations around drowning hazards and children.

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      5 months ago

      You can’t imagine how excited I am to take my kids to a water park for a bunch of drunken 30 year olds to hit on them or loudly brag about fucking Lois in HR in graphic detail or whatever else sober people keep to themselves when they are around kids.