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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

How would you decorate this room?

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How would you decorate this room?

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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • cordlesslamp@lemmy.today
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    1 year ago

    That poor fan is just waiting to tear itself apart.

    Why don’t you turn on the fan then lock the door, and call it “the Schrodinger’s room”. Quantum mechanics says that after a while, the fan is both functioning and broken, spinning in an endless dance of probability.

    • Draconic NEO@lemmy.world
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      You will likely hear the fan tear itself apart from outside of the room, such an event is absolutely loud enough to be heard from outside the door, plus the fact that the little bits of fan that are left afterwards will probably continue spinning and likely bumping into the ceiling (if it’s hanging from the wires).

      • ArcticAmphibian@lemmus.org
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        1 year ago

        If a fan falls in a closed room but nobody is around to hear it, did it make a sound?

    • Rubanski@lemm.ee
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      Yeah, I am very sure the bearings on a fan are not designed to withstand side loads

  • x4740N@lemmy.world
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    That’s not a fan, it’s a head slicer

    • lordmauve@programming.dev
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      1 year ago

      Yeah, decorate it just with a tremendous amount of dark red paint, spattered away from the fan, heaviest in the fan corner

    • supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      It’s a hedge trimmer

  • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    More ceiling fans.

  • snooggums@midwest.social
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    1 year ago

    Splatter some red paint on the far wall in line with the angled ceiling.

  • Crashumbc@lemmy.world
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    The fan won’t last very long, the bearings aren’t designed to operate like that. (Even if you don’t hit it with your head…)

  • KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    A decomposing corpse would fit in nicely.

  • Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world
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    Wtf is with the low wall fan? It seems low enough that you could just walk into it. I am not the guy that people would call safety conscious, but I do draw the line at spinning blades hitting my head.

    • fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net
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      When we moved into our house a few years ago the den had a ceiling fan that hung at about eye level.

      • Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world
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        So a crawl in, crawl out den.

  • Toes♀@ani.social
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    …Does that fan actually do what its meant too?

    I’d turn it into a mini theater.

    • awwwyissss@lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      Mini theatre/reading nook

  • RattlerSix@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    The weiling fan is decoration enough

  • Norgur@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    RGB. Lots and lots of RGB.

  • herrcaptain@lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    Very carefully.

  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net
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    1 year ago

    Yer a Wazzard harry.

  • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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    1 year ago

    I wouldn’t bother.

  • ryan213@lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    Posters of the bright blue sky.

    • nul9o9@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Remove the fan, replace it with a sunlight mimicking fixture.

      • ryan213@lemmy.ca
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        1 year ago

        Too much work for me. I’m lazy.

      • Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        No, bare socket and bulb hanging from the wire that flickers.

        This is the room you keep someone in or cry in, this is not space for a modicum of faux solar joy.

  • Shanedino@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Boulder cave.

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