You need to think again
Straight from the mouth of the Raving Derelict in The Simpsons.
I told 'em! I told 'em! Millenium hand and shrimp! Buggrit! Bugger’m!
you know you’re gonna win the court case when you start telling the judge about your nostrils
Someone buy this man a period, please.
Bottom surgery hasn’t gotten that far yet, sorry.
Good thing you shaded out his name. There’s no way to know what this guy’s name is.
Wow. This one guy I enough to fill this community with lunacy for years.
No one is going to get that far into the text before giving up
Some people like a challenge.
I mean, not me, but some people.
I’ve been gifted with a power called “skimming”
But it’s not in all caps, so it doesn’t count.
I gave up trying to parse this after about three lines.
I have no idea what this is even trying to prove
What the fuck, like someone actually explain
Remove the ‘sovcit’ and that’s a perfectly cromulent title for a poem.
Or a punk rock album with songs like “Oxford coma” (not misspelled), and “They’re their there”
It is an embiggening experience
I can’t even parse this
This fucker could give Marxist theorists a run for their per-word money.
Not even ChatGPT can produce verbal diarrhea as quickly.
Some of these sovcits are trying to solve an imaginary puzzle, this guy is something else.
Seriously though, these appear to be the thoughts of a mentally unwell person - if you actually have contact with this person OP - make sure someone is in charge of his meds.
This is why full stops and other punctuation marks were invented, people. It’s all that separates us from this sort of word vomit.
