Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I’m meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn’t expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don’t DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you’ll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again I don’t expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand) @everyone
What in the fuck
@everyone
Sounds like he doesn’t understand.
I would leave a comment but I’ll be busy (with a girl, you wouldn’t understand)
I would upvote your comment, but I’ll be with a real girl (I don’t expect you to understand it)
I would read your comment, but I’ll be playing Factorio (I don’t expect you to understand it)
Good because I don’t.
I don’t understand :(
(you wouldn’t)
If she’s in to condescending pricks, it’ll be a perfect match!
Assuming she exists in the first place
She totally does, she just goes to another Discord. I wouldn’t expect you (an obvious virgin) to understand what it’s like to have Real Human Girls be interested in you, but she’s real (a real girl and also definitely human) and she wants him. She’s just offline right now or she’d prove it.
Yeah she’s on Discord Canada
Can confirm
Thank you for your service.
And also with you
This guy fucks
I don’t think he does, too busy meeting up with a real girl
lmao this is too good, I would laugh but I’ll be too busy (because I’ll be meeting a girl, not that you are really going to understand)
A REAL ONE!
Your posts are the ones most likely to warm my heart, make me smile or even literally lol. This one did all three. Thank you, my friend. <3
Ha, thanks! I’m just trying to do my part to add content to the fediverse.
The hero we want AND deserve
🏅
Very welcome! Thank you, too!
This whole thread was awesome. Thanks, feddies! Sincerely, a real female (way too old to call myself a girl, but in threads like this, I feel like one!)
All the females I meet offline call themselves female as well, that’s how I know this one is real.
Hah! In another thread, I caught dune flack for saying “female.” Thanks.
Honestly, I don’t totally get it, but I see a lot of people on Lemmy really latching onto it. So I’m just playing to the audience.
Lol. Whatever works!
It’s never too late to not be a grown up
Thanks! I guess if I’m honest, I’m old, but my mind kind of flip-flops on whether it is old, so I usually opt for “female” when not assuming age (mine or anyone else’s. Some women get nasty when you use a term that isn’t their preferred category–and in my area, have the nerve to be offended when someone has preferred pronouns!).
Tldr I’m a kid at heart.
48 hours later
“Hey fellas.”
*minutes
He realized that she also has discord
He realized that she is in same discord.
He realises it is actually a dude
Clearly he’s gay.
Ugh if my
gay-ass
gay ass
had had
Discord in 7th grade, this is exactly the kind of bullshit propaganda I would have used to cover for myself
Honestly this was so weird to read because of the line breaks, but it would have been way harder without them. Thanks for looking out!
I hope your gay-ass gay ass had had a great day.
It does sound like he’s trying to convince himself.
Needs more parentheses.
(not that it would help)
Napoleon Dynamite reporting from the Internets…
More like kip, but yeah
