Hi Tom,

I was just taking a look at your resume, and your experience at Deceased really caught my eye! I’m especially interested in your knowledge of being missed by friends and family. Did you know that complications from heart surgery is in high demand right now?

I’m a head hunter looking for dynamic individuals who are interested in positions at an exciting new startup, and I think you’d be a perfect fit!

I hope we get a chance to chat soon!

Dead end job

Oh wow this is real.

Nice, someone congratulated him in the comments. 😂

This man has won capitalism

I’m gonna lie and put deceased on my resume too. They never check.