Is this the new iamveryrandom kind of post?
you wouldn’t understand it if you’ve never had enough caffeine to smear your feeble human mind across the endless plane of the past, present, and future
I have adhd, caffeine doesn’t do much for me except make my heart race.
I dont even drink coffee. I do take stimulants tho!
Don’t put them in your butt though.
You mean stimboofing?
I think so, I don’t do drugs though.
By the way, if you’re drinking more than 8 cups of coffee a day there’s a good chance that you’re self-medicating for ADHD and you should get checked out.
Hi. I’m on Medicaid (thank you ACA, and thank you Republican governor for not being a complete shitheel like your compatriots in Kansas and Iowa). It’s pretty great for everyday things, but one thing it doesn’t cover? Psychological diagnostic testing. And my PCP doesn’t recommend starting meds at my age (mid-forties).
So… coffee it is I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I keep drinking all this coffee and it just makes me sleepy
Same. So much coffee and it just doesn’t keep me from getting sleepy/tired
That’s kinda an adhd thing too. Cocaine just made me chill and destroy my high score in Snake. Stimulants affect us differently.
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She has become the Kwisatz Haderach.
“It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.”
Fyi
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R - ar
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B - bee
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D - dee
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W - double yoo
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E - ee
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F - ef
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L - el
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M - em
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N - en
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X - eks
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S - ess
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I - eye
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A - ey
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H - eych
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J - jay
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G - jee
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K - kay
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Q - kyoo
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O - oh
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P - pee
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C - see
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T - tee
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V - vee
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Y - why
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U - yoo
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Z - zee
The problem is this is still alphabetical phonetically. You need to alphabetize the phenomes using the new alphabet, not the old one.
Oh, that alphabet…
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Ⱥ - arlup
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β - bixen
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¢ - cromble
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Ð - daxit
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€ - eklar
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₣ - flixor
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Ɠ - gorple
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Ⱨ - hixem
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Ĩ - izzen
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Ĵ - jixtop
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Ƙ - krumble
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Ⱡ - lixen
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₥ - mixle
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ℕ - nixor
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Ø - oxal
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₱ - ploxe
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Q̣ - quixix
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Ɍ - rixar
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§ - slixen
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Ŧ - tixar
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Ü - ulxen
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₩ - vixor
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ₓ - wixen
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Ɏ - xixal
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Σ - yixen
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ℤ - zixar
wixen tixar flixor
Krumble cromble might be my favourite new thing to say.
What is this alphabet and one if you ordered these words phonetically?
I did all this through chat gpt. I told it to give me alternative alphabet and pronunciations. Had to finesse it a little.
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R - ar
B - bee
X - eks
W - double yoo
N - en
F - ef
L - el
M - em
E - epstein
D - didnt
K - kill
H - himself
A - ey
I - eye
J - jay
G - jee
S - ess
Q - kyoo
O - oh
P - pee
C - see
T - tee
V - vee
Y - why
U - yoo
Z - zee
Ftfy
R - ar
X - eks
W - double yoo
N - en
L - el
E - epstein
D - didnt
K - kill
H - himself
A - ey
I - eye
J - jet
F - fuel
C - can’t
M - melt
S - steel
B - buildings
G - jee
Q - kyoo
O - oh
P - pee
T - tee
V - vee
Y - why
U - yoo
Z - zee
FtFtfyfy
Where’s A
You missed out the first letter, how do you miss out the first letter.
Honestly, I used chat gpt to generate the list and did very minimal spot checking.
You spelt zed queerly
I bet you pronounce aluminum weird too.
Is the second instance of E supposed to be A?
Yeah, probably, I fixed it
I’m so impressed. Hold me closer Tony Danza.
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