Hell, I’ll piss on your jeans for $100. You don’t even need to take them off first.
Why tho
To solve unemployment
Sorry friend but I’m going to undercut you. $90 per, with a weekend special of $150 for couples.
Sorry to undercut you but peeing on people’s jeans is my fetish, and I’ll do it for free. People just need to cover their ears while I talk dirty to their jeans. Fucking denim hoes.
Whatever cuck censored the name Jordanluca needs to be banned from whatever medium they posted this on, and the piss fetishists that spent more on a filthy pre-pissed pair of pants than I do on my rent should be made homeless and destitute
Pretty sure it’s a pattern and not actual piss
How many room mates to you have to have $800 rent?
My cat, who also lives in Wichita
Wow, you live in the biggest city in Kansas?
I hear White Castle started there!
Didn’t Whitecastle start in Whitecastle?
Founded on September 13, 1921, in Wichita, Kansas
I guess not.
No shit.
Now I can piss myself and people think I’m rich instead of a messy drunk.
No shit.
That will be their next hit.
Most shit is less of a visual and more of an olfactory thing.
I’m sure they’ll be able to incorporate that.
One time I was sick as hell and I shit myself in jeans and all the diarrhea filled up my boots.
I don’t think that story has anything to do with this fashion I just wanted to share a moment with you.
Damn that sucks, did you eat poorly cooked food, or were you sick because of another reason?
Coming off a couple month heroin bender.
That’ll do it, I suppose
Thanks for sharing!
Thank you for sharing you are very brave.
Thanks for sharing your shit story, SatansMaggotyCumFart
I shared a very important part of myself and you call it a shit story?
Sorry! It’s a story about shit, and not a shitty one
