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Any fans of The Neighborhood Listen? I think this might be one of Doug’s estranged kids
The twins, Matt and All Day I Dream About Sex
“My name is Kora, spelled K-O-R-N”
The n is silent, and the a is loud.
They should put that little freak on a leash.
KoЯn
that’s a very good name
You should get it fixed quickly, before your baby gets Down With The Sickness
Uh, wrong band. The baby could be falling away from me, though.
Oops, my bad. But I bet she likes Chop Suey!
Dude, that’s Nirvana 🤦
No. System of a Down.
Whoosh
I don’t think she’s disturbed. She just needs to keep that freak on a leash.
Right now!
For now, she’s Got the Life.
She’ll be Coming Undone with all the bullying.
Being named Korn is way less cringe than Kora so they did a good thing.
Obviously KORN is their legal entity name, and Kora is their person name. Now the baby can travel in peace.
When it’s her birthday party and it’s time for cake.
Why are people confusing Disturbed with Korn? At least make some joke about this sillyness
Yeah, the amount of likes on jokes referencing Disturbed is really grinding my gears. They don’t even sound that close (by Nu Metal standards that is)
Because they are posers and dweebs and obviously lack jncos
#jncos4life
That’s probably what the newborn sounded like for the nurses to assign that name.
Maybe because they both featured a weird growling-rant vocalization? I don’t know, both were nails on chalkboard to me but easily distinguished
Top tip for everyone who can’t pierce the wall of noise metal seems to throw at the listener: Most people are really hardwired to listen to the vocals and take the rest as “background”. Try to get away from this. Most Metal bands treat their vocals as another instrument among many, so they are weirdly embedded into the band which clashes with most other genres. To ignore the vocals a bit more: Try to listen to the drums. When you managed that (takes just a few seconds usually), try the lead guitar (or the rhythm if you’re feeling groovy). I won’t claim that you’ll suddenly have an epiphany and love metal (or that you even should strive to love metal if you don’t want to, tastes exist for a reason!), yet you might be able to finally get why people like this noise that insulted your ears for so long ;)
They’ve got an even more extreme example:
Only slightly relevant, but you inspired me to dig out this amazing Korn/Taylor Swift mashup. They elevate each other.
What a tragedeigh…
It’s Korn
A big lump with knobs
It has the juice (It has the juice)
I can’t imagine a more beautiful thing (Woo)
I finally have a place for this reference! Artist Korn served as a judge on Iron Chef several times in the 1990s.
With a name like that, she’ll be living a lonely life where no one understands you, but don’t give up, because the music do.
