Noooooo :((
Quickly run those down a wool sweater.
I’d poke my eye out.
They break before that happens, time wise
How to tell someone gets exactly 0 pussy:
That’s where you’re wrong. He’s a gynecologist.
Oh. Oh no.
💀
What Lesbians see when other lesbians threaten to let their nails grow
Time to scratch that ball itch
Have fun snagging your hands on literally everything
Like a snails mouth
This literally makes my skin crawl. I already bend my nails backwards picking up heavy awkward stuff.
yo let’s go bowling
Man, it has been a long time since the Internet has made me say “oh my god” out loud
Whelp I have a new strange phobia
Those would break off in 0.01 seconds
No they wouldn’t. They’d tear along each cut until they met skin 😳
It’d happen pretty “quick” right enough
Oh they wouldn’t stop at skin.
Please stop in the name of sanity!
