Looks a little like the 50-foot ladder I fell off of a few years back. No injuries, fortunately, since I was on the bottom rung.

It’s not a step ladder it’s the ladder that stepped up.

What are you doing step ladder?

“Hey, that is my real ladder. Just because it’s a step ladder doesn’t mean it isn’t the ladder that raised me.” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bLDjMhxSVg

Listen… I don’t like the format of your posts but I have to admit this is an excellent joke

I mean, at least he HAS a ladder.