Dolphins!! Off Williamstown!! Day made
The sun is shining, flowers are coming and I’ve just had a very productive conversation with my folks about the house hunt, their expectations, my expectations and so on.
The hunt is back on. We can coexist. There’s some context I didn’t have before which I now do, and things make a lot more sense.

So glad you can all move forwards!
That is so good to hear.
I’m so glad
River pebbles river pebbles where them river pebbles
In the river. Where they belong.
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The beagle 2 doors down has stopped barking at me when I ride past.
Gave it a pat and now we have an agreement ETCHED IN STONE.
Problem is the doggo next door to that one still barks but it’s a floor mop bichon frise thing not going near that.
Those floor mop dogs weird me out. Pretty sure they shouldn’t even count as dogs.
When I first moved out flatmate had one. I will never approach the floor mops ever again after that. They’re cute when they’re not awake or anywhere near you though.
Yes. Same with giant spiders. Fascinating in pictures, please no in reality. (Anslem the household huntsman does not count)
A lot of the small fluffy breeds were originally bred as personal guard dogs - and they’re still pretty good at it. Size notwithstanding. I think the real problem is the owners - people should be shot for purchasing a fluffy dog and not teaching it civilized manners. ‘But its cuuuute’ they say, not understanding that badly educated dogs are never cute no matter how fluffy they are.
I have very strong opinions about a colleague’s Frenchy. (That I don’t out loud in the office) Multiple surgeries super young. Don’t buy known problem breeds!
Yeah, it doesn’t get you any brownie points to tell the IT guy that his designer dog is not a pretty little princess but a yappy, whiny beast in desperate need of proper training. Felt good though.
Eyeliner and nasal to literally breathe isn’t cosmetic. Choosing such a dog is.
Yeah, it’s the element of choice that I object most to. Why saddle yourself with $X thousand vet bills before the mutt even reaches sexual maturity - it won’t reach old age unfortunately. And there is NO justification for breeding such mutants. Don’t get me started on munchkin cats. And curly coated horses. And mini horses. And halter-bred quarter horses. The list of animals that human vanity has RUINED only grows longer.
Good morning, YarraByte & DT friends. Hope you all have a lovely Saturday!
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Low by Flo Rida will never not slap
You mean Apple Bottom Jeans by T-Pain
sounds so old school
Expedition Fail. Internet order it is then. No points for guessing I spent extra on fancy chillis.
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Ooh, extra medicinal. Thanks!
Bread and milk and lime pickle please.
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Ta muchly chef.
Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day 🦜
I am the Captain now
Shiver me timbers
That line is terrifying 😳

Guy guys guys the European Tram Driver Competition is on, featuring 46 EU countries and Melbourne.
This is a great fun event
https://en.warsawnow.pl/europejskie-mistrzostwa-motorniczych-tram-em-2026/
we are on live right now!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOGOg-pm-es
I dreamt I was buying mr seagoon some collectors beatles vinyls https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLi7dXd35NU
but strangely woke up with rem man in the moon in my head https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLxpNiF0YKs
Lions & Dockers GF!
That was such a good game. Go the lions! Now to the other code and go roosters
Lol partners family will be happy, they’re dockers fans. 'bout time they made it to the GF
I need you guys to help me name a cocktail I created.
A Espresso martini has - shot of espresso, vodka and kahlua.
My version has a shot of Irish creme espresso capsule, Johnny Walker (it was that or Gentleman Jack) and kahlua (I gave away my Bailey’s).
I’m temporally calling it leprechaun unicorn cactus. Maybe Luck? The man is calling it Power. I need a better name.
A fightin’ tartan.
Oooo. I like that a lot!
It’s the Clurichaun - an Irish fairy known for frequenting pubs etc and LOOOOOVES drinking. And has an endless capacity.
I vote this. Because fairy.
I gotta support the whimsy option.
Alas, I am out of sandwich pickle and also the celery seed to make a new batch. Botheration.
Walking down Sydney Road Brunnie, Franco Cozzo is being relaunched. Is there a market for that stuff?
Apparently he wanted the business to keep selling Italian Baroque… but I only see people these days buying that ironically. Hopefully some modern Italian design in the mix.
No. It’s ugly. Lol
Lol gross! I saw it being reno’d or something, I thought someone else started leasing it.
Least I can still gawk at all disgusting furniture and wonder whose old money great gran has a house full of that shite.














