Bro like 3/4 of that list are requirements for me or neutral.
This person needs to hire a cook and get a sex doll. Actually scratch that, door dash. He’s way too fucked to interact with other humans. I feel bad for anyone in his life.
“Can think for herself” makes me thing they’re just trolling
Yeah thats just too over the top
Also with the drivers license and barbell one
Thinking for herself is a requirement in the industrialized world, since adulting is a subset. Maybe there’s a farm that raises gentle ladies-in-waiting with only domestic skills the way we train service dogs to help disabled people, but such women are not found in general society.
Also, not thinking for herself makes her unemployable in a society where all adults are required to earn a living (which often takes more than one full-time job). So this requirement implies the guy is rich enough to afford a family on one income.
In short, like the 1950s man, he’s not looking for a date or a wife. He’s looking for a household appliance. Kenmore will sort him out.
As for
the rest of us losersworking class guys, real women who think for them selves and can adult are an asset and a keeper. Heck, if they can think for us too, sometimes, that’s a bonus.You are underestimating christo-fascists and their desire for ultra traditional gender roles.
Has all teeth ✔️
Yes people this is satire is obvious. Get off the Internet a bit
I’ve met people who feel this way 100% I don’t feel sure it’s satire.
They will literally tell me they’re “better than me, because I’m a woman. And men are just better than women”
^direct quote
Some guys and oddly some women are into it. I don’t get it either but they exist
There are people who are genuinely like this, and his profile pic fits the bill too. I wouldn’t assume this to be satire or sarcasm without seeing more of their profile first.
Vaping would be a deal breaker for me. Besides being douchy, I just plain don’t like it, just how I hate smoking. Piercings I probably wouldn’t like outa taste, but someone who can think for themselves is a must otherwise I’d get bored quickly. Not being able to cook would be somewhat problematic as I can’t cook well either, soooo…
The type of person that wants someone that can’t think for them selves…isn’t really that high on the mental flag pole of life.
But the saying is code for a bunch of stuff, I really doubt that they mean they are searching for someone with severe brain damage and has trouble performing even the basic functions of life.
Yeah that just means “someone who asks her husband permission to do most things that aren’t chores like it’s the handmaiden’s tale”
You can learn to cook together 😻
“Not lobotomised”
“Over 18”
… my first thought when I read “never dated a woman” was “yeah, because these are mostly the basic requirements for an adult women. Sicko obviously likes them young”
Really think everyone should know how to cook, at least the basics
Sadly that’s very likely not what that person meant.
I know, but that would be on my list too (tho it wouldnt just make someone a ‘1/10’)
This is a satire, right?
Seemed realistic enough at first but then “thinks for herself” and “been to more than 3 countries” puts this obviously in satire land.
He forgot to include “- Can recognize satire”
Yeah, this has to be satire, right? Right?
You’d hope so but it aligns way too close to a lot of the “trad wife” types for me to be too sure
That just means it’s good satire
My Poe’s law detector is flipping out rn.
The only thing that can take a ten to a one is not having a goblet made from a skull of one of her slain enemies!
Having a penis conspicuously absent from this list.
Even this guy knows trans women are women. That battle has been lost and won.
Trans Inclusive Radical Misogyny, where trans women are inferior because they’re women, not because they’re trans.
This gives me gender ew-phoria
Cannot cook is a turn off tho. Everyone should know how to cook, at least somewhat.
That’s just gay, not the cool kind though
No. There’s only the cool kinds
Cool gays don’t hate women like that, I think
How a guy can go his entire life as a virgin.
I am pretty sure it’s satire. “Has driver’s license, can think for herself”
That must be satire.Normally I would agree, but we are in the the bizzaro timeline
Maybe? There is a large portion of christo-fascists who actually believe much of that. I am certainly not so naive that I am ruling out satire, but I would also be remiss not to consider that it’s actually real and posted by an outright garbage human.
For some reason I have a real bad phobia of piercings, which is unfortunate, as most hot people have them.
The only ones that really bother me are the ones that go through the center part of their nose like a cartoon bull. I can’t stop thinking about them getting crusty when you have a runny nose and it grosses me out.
Oh yeah I get that. I too think that it’s weird how these through the nose ones are so popular…
