If the drop down list on websites and forms just had these as options, that’d be pretty dope.
Be mercury! be eevvil!! poison people!!! :D
Eat all the gold!
Wheres pluto
You need to move on, it wasn’t your fault
The Roman Pantheon Council downgraded Pluto bc he never hangs out with the other gods
But he hangs out with Neptune occasionally.
[Missing character glyph] after it was reclassified
Oof.
I thought Uranus was ✳️
Uranus is ⛢ and ♅, but I assume you are not talking about the planet. Although even for that ⛢ goes strong
That’s just Claude, which also spews shit
I claim Neptune for all bi/pan guys
That attention to detail in uranus
You (Mars) vs the guy she tells you not to worry about (Neptune)
Why is mercury just venus but evil
To my understanding, the points at the top represent the wings that the god Mercury/Hermes had on his helmet.
The planet Mercury, being the closest to the sun, appeared to travel quickly as it went about its orbit (only taking roughly 88 days to go around the sun once.) As such, the ancients associated it with a god known for traveling swiftly - Mercury (known as Hermes in Greek mythology), the messenger of the gods.
Wow, neat
Venus but horny
I’m taking Uranus
EDIT: Ok, I’m reading that back and I see how it sounds
Are you really saying that was not intentional?
Saturn is fucking cool.
Saturn should be the symbol for our dear multigender people, because uhhh quantummechanics, uhh superposition, uhhhh trust me it makes complete sense.
sounds good to me!
uhh, sth sth men are from mars, women are from france.
Well we all know that ♂ transitions into ♃ to get more stupider.
What’s with the hula hoop on Saturn?
Saturn’s rings are visible with the naked eye and have been known about for a while
So? The symbol is ♄ .
but the ring is cooler
But the symbol is already cool!
Neptune is obviously a very closeted Alpha male who is deeply entrenched in the manosphere while furiously masterbating in secret to the most the most heinous gay porn ever created
You’d think that, but she’s a femme lesbian with a passion for the arts, and is in a committed relationship with the more butch lesbian, Uranus.
