Bonus: Alex Hirsch is the creator of Gravity Falls
I don’t recognize your name and I’m going to be around, so I’m not going to instantly delete it. You need to provide an archived link for this, Rule 6. Anyone can help, you all have an hour. Next time I will delete automatically.
Thank you for helping out.
Is this why there’s a limited life expectancy for dynasties?
“Ha! Jokes on you as my kids won’t even talk to me!”, he cried into his buckwheat pillow.
Anyone who would willingly listen to an AI-generated podcast is a person I have zero interest in ever interacting with. I feel like once you learn someone is actually doing that, a serious intervention is required.
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This is the sort of weird, performative rage from the Left that helps no one and selfishly serves only themselves.
Quoting it because this is the most surreal take I ever heard.
“Hey y’all these leftists and their… Talking to the kids! Amirite?!”
Furthermore, nothing about the OP was political — unless being an attentive parent is divisive and left wing.
I knew it was going to be deleted. I just had to quote it because of how ridiculous it was.
“super cool life hack… If your kids are disappointing because you’re in constant fear of being found out to be a fraud, with your kids being walking reminders of your failed life, just stop talking to your kids. Tell my lying machine that IT is your kid now, and it won’t judge you!”
When I first read this I didn’t think anything of it cause I thought it was some rando
Now I’m realizing it’s Sam Altman 😭
Same, I thought it was some linkedin lunatic 😨
It is
I agree with the sentiment, I really do. However, do yall have kids? Remembering their friend’s birthdays and knowing their bizarrely inconsistent schedule is not what they are talking about in the car. Fortnight, bike rides, complaints about tests? All of that - absolutely. The after school science fair? LoTR day at the library? Basketball Practice meets at 6:00 tonight instead of 7:30 because the coaches other kid has a karate exhibition? Exactly none of is coming up.
chatgpt solving reptilian problems that nobody has
peter thiel is anagram for reptile, and sam altman, satan’s lamb.
Did chatgpt tell you those are anagrams?
peterthiel
thereptilesamaltman
satanlammThe first kinda checks out, but the second definitely doesn’t. If you interpret it as German, Satan-Lamm kinda works if you ignore the fact that it should be Satanslamm in that composition.
Le Sam Altman = Me Mall Satan
Me Mall Santa similarly works
But for am I supposed to display my dominance over my children by asking them for information?
NOT talking to Your Children is the EXACT Family Values JESUS teaches!
-Republicans!
Thank you for your Attention in this Matter.
This is what psychopaths think parenting is.
These people really have no moat.
This is a totally shit feature but, but you could do this with Qwen3-tts.
Their moat was supposed to be overwhelming compute, which they said was a necessity to produce frontier models and that only an American monopoly could produce. Three years later it’s not a monopoly but an oligopoly, the diminishing returns on compute are devastating, and China is humiliating them with models that aren’t really even focused on the English language.
For a laugh, yes sure do that lol.
Theoretically LLMs could be great as digital life assistant. IF there wasn’t a malicious corporation behind them. Like if you had an open source, locally run AI model that slowly gets to know you or your kids, remembers all the conversations, in it’s own encrypted storage that only you (or your kid) can access using a password of voice footprint. As AI models become smarter they could increasingly help manage your life. Or offer tips and coaching about your issues. Even positive reinforcement from an AI could help people grow as people - theoretically.
Obviously you don’t want a sycophantic LLM induce narcissism in your kids lol. But if I consider my confused childhood I can imagine some additional attention by an AI with broad knowledge could definitely have helped me.
Currently the attention of kids is largely influenced by algorithms and what is trending. The semi-intelligence of LLMs could provide a counterweight to that. There are studies that just altering the order of search results can change the outcome of political elections. The same is true for a million other things, just for maximizing ad revenue. Again local LLMs could help research and counteract such malicious influences. Instead of recommending a search result an AI agent could look up who owns the site, what history they have, how many falsehoods they published and what political messaging or harmful or deceptive propaganda they try to push when analyzing their talking points.
PS: Obviously you couldn’t trust an AI corporation like OpenAI with this, but you could use a modified open weights model for this and a non-profit financed by individual donations.
did he hear it on the podcast that he’d generated
These people are using the hallucination generator to hallucinate hallucinations that help them hallucinate more hallucinations









