• TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world
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    8 days ago

    Krammer: “hey whatchu guys talkin about”

    George: “Some guy offered Jerry some pills”

    Krammer, suspiciously interested: “What, like some drugs? That’s a bad scene Jerry!”

    Jerry: “Not to worry Krammer, I turned him down.”

    George: “No water. Can’t take pills with no water!”

    Krammer: “Kind of weak reason to turn down pills, but good on you! I made that mistake once- (dramatically) NEVER AGAIN.”

    Jerry: “Why am I not surprised?”

    Krammer: “Guy claimed he was some new age Indian Yogi, had the robes, whole bit! I was out for three days, and when I came to I was on a fishing boat 30 miles off of Nantucket!”

    George: “You never told us you were a longshoreman.”

    Krammer: “I wasn’t. They pulled me in with the catch. Apparently I thought I was a tuna!”