America is a Mafia.

Can we please kick those fucking American imbeciles out of Nato?

Fuck off TACO

demented president said a thing

He really wants is to talk more about the Epstein files.

Get ready Denmark! Our president is about drop our entire munitions stockpile on your heads!

Oh, excuse me my assistant has something she wants to tell me.

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• Already?

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• have you checked in the couch cushions.

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• Not that couch

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• Well then…

Congratulations Denmark our gracious President has declared a ceasefire. You will stop all hostilities immediately and we shall spare you your lives. Nobel Prize pleeease. 🤲🏻