Editor’s note: this is a post about American Independence Day celebrations
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Alright, I’m going to launch explosives around your house. For several hours. Yes it is dangerous and terrible for wildlife and the environment. And yes your pets will get sick from eating the debris and you will feel terrorized inside your own home.
No you can’t opt out of it. Everyone is doing it and frankly it’s weird that you don’t want to.
No you can’t be the one launching the explosives you need a license for that. You can however launch these marginally smaller ones though. Yeah just whenever you want. 2am sounds great.
So anyway, fireworks were a mistake and it’s never too early to start reminding you of that.
I got temporarily banned from Reddit for saying that people who blow their own limbs off with fireworks had it coming, so here I’ll post my actual opinion: if you set off explosives in the middle of my neighborhood, I hope those explosives take both of your hands so you can never set off fireworks again.
If I get banned from here for expressing this opinion, I don’t know what the fuck I’ll do
stupidity based injuries are consequences. the fuck did they expect?
got banned for something similar.
funny how advocating safety and common sense is a bad thing on Reddit.
You wish grievous, life-altering injury on people who… irritate you once a year? Girlypop you got some issues to sort out
Of course not. I wish they wouldn’t detonate bombs in the first place.
Were im from, its a month long event. And then a week for new years, and then throughout the year just for the hell of it.
I’ve already been hearing them go off all month long in my neighborhood. Still another month to go.