In popular culture as well as in personal stories told by many people there’s often mentions of spontaneously having sex in random places and sometimes with random people: in cars, in clubs, in bathrooms etc. But how do people do that without taking shower beforehand? Penetration is imaginable - if there’s no strong bad smell, it might be tollerable, but what about oral sex? Sounds vomit inducing.
My ex-gf (RIP) (she’s not dead she just doesn’t like me now) did not rly wash her hair. Nevermind about that. Historically sex has often been terrifying. We have got it so good you have no idea
CW: S.A., the most horrifying shit i have ever heard, do not read this
Before the October Revolution marital rape and giving birth too frequently with a poor diet followed by manual labor (serfdom was incredibly crushing after serfdom was supposedly abolished too, nobody really got lashes for treating their wife this way) was so common in Russia that women would regularly suffer uterine prolapse. I even heard that midwives would use peeled potatoes to try to physically hold the vaginal canal in for healing after prolapse. We truly have a lot to atone for, collectively. How long do you think until we balance out the suffering that’s been caused? How do we know this isn’t hell? Maybe it doesn’t have to be for too much longer.
If you can’t say no on those conditions, do you think telling your husband that he stinks like a fucking dog would stop him? Stalin, where are you? It’s so dark in here. We need your help still
Marital rape after giving birth still happens at such a high frequency that labor and delivery nurses have systems for when a male partner forces himself on his birthing partner while they’re still in hospital.
STILL IN HOSPITAL
my fucking eyes
What the fuck. I’ve never heard this, and I wished it stayed that way
I wish i could say the same, but I’m a woman who has given birth before.
I ate out a woman who’d been dancing all night in pleather pants.
Sometimes you just do it.
Reminds me of that old college humor skit with Batman.
And the taste gets diluted very quickly with your saliva anyways. The intense flavor only lasts for the first ~half a minute
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I heard a guy call it ‘Disco Moot’, and he was in favour of it.
Some people actually like the smells. I even think most people don’t prefer clinically clean bodies.
Where’s violet when you need her. I remember her posting about telling her boyfriend to not shower.
As another incredibly horny Violet out in the world, it’s always odd to read comments like this. Straight up had the thought “ but I never posted that meme on Lemmy” 💀
Busy being an underage thirst trap talking about fucking a guy as old as her dad.
She’s back again btw.
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And what about the taste?
I mean if both of you are daily bathers and not sweating all day, there is no issue. If anything a tiny bit of smell can be nice, really let’s the pheromones do their work.
Hmm it’s interesting how different people’s perception of things might be. To mirror my question to other people who shared a similar opinion: but even after peeing once, there’s some urine left. Doesn’t it cause issues?
No, urine is generally cleaner than sweat, unless the person is dehydrated.
Wow didn’t know that, thanks
In movies people are always doing in on the beach all covered in sand. 🤮
Textured for nobodies pleasure.
I for one love using rugburn blood as lubricant. 🙃
Sex on the beach is the worst, but sex in the water is dangerous. Moving parts can create a vacuum which is very painful to break.
The only people I’ve known to have sex in public places have all been caught, so anecdotally it seems like it doesn’t work out.
Maybe you only know about the ones who got caught?
Amateurs, all of them!
I think you will find that people vary widely on their personal taste and tolerance in these matters.
Just as some love foods that others find completely offputting.
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If a penis is too dirty to go in my mouth, it’s too dirty to go in my pussy. I strongly believe everyone should live by that rule!
To echo others here - if everyone involved showered that morning and otherwise wasn’t sweating a lot during the day, it’s fine.
I have ARFID and taste is a huge factor so I can’t live by that rule lol. But, normal people without eating issues, absolutely this rule.
But even after peeing once there’s some urine left. Is it okay for you?
You know urine doesn’t have harmful pathogens in it unless your partner has a UTI right? Germs aren’t inherently harmful and if they’re not harmful why worry about it?
Yeah as long as they’re wiping after pissing and keeping it relatively clean, I’m ok with a little bit of body funk.
It’s nice people can be so accepting. Thanks for sharing your experience!
I’m surprised I haven’t seen the Napoleon letter telling his wife to not wash.
People didn’t even shower daily a few hundred years ago. Hornyness makes anything possible.
That said healthy people don’t get that bad usually.
Lol how to show your inexperience.
When you are in love/lust with the right person trust me anything goes and there’s no issue.
This might be a reflection of your own hygiene. People are always surprised that I only shower once or twice a week and don’t wear deodorant because I look and smell so clean. Ive had orgiastic sex camped out in the woods where no one had access to bathrooms or showers and honestly it was no smellier or grosser than sexing people in a place with showers.
Good diet and doing laundry properly goes a long way but honestly some people are just nasty as fuck with their genitals and no amount of access to running water will change this. There’s unwashed pussies and dicks you will put in your mouth that taste wonderful and there are people who’s junk will smell like yeast and rotten meat even though they just took a shower
Sex is a little nasty anyways. If you’re not comfortable with other people’s taint you’re just not gonna be able to have as much sex. Not all taint is equal but it’s all taint
People are always surprised that I only shower once or twice a week and don’t wear deodorant because I look and smell so clean.
Um. I don’t think they’re surprised because you look and smell so clean. If you only shower once or twice a week and don’t wear deodorant, you stink and you’re nose blind.
Nah, he might just have good skin microbiome.
Wow. I got downvoted into oblivion for saying that people should shower everyday and wear deodorant. People on the Internet are not even remotely normal.
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If your or your partner’s genitals are vomit-inducing half a day after your last shower and putting on fresh underwear in the morning, you might have a medical issue that needs checking out.
Yes, from reading the comments of other people I realised that might very well be the case
Humans were having a lot of sex in historical situations where soap and daily bathing weren’t typical. We’re animals, you know.
But it’s also normal for people to have varied levels of drive and personal thresholds below which it is no longer worth it. I was demisexual most of my life, and I’m functionally asexual now that the mass consensus is that it’s okay to expose each other to sars-cov-2.
Find an east asian partner, Koreans especially have been studied to genetically have no body odor in their sweat gland compared to others
