• Brem@lemmy.world
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    26 days ago

    What do “Students For Trump” get degrees in??? Wait…I can already see the commercial:

    Students for Trump College! Apply NOW! We specialize in:

    • Ineptitude

    • Corruption

    • Being Old

    • Island Stuff

    • Clogging Toilet With Document

    • Bone Spur Exploitation

    • Crashing Economy

    • Crushing Humanity

    • Crashing World

    • Grabbing By Vulva

    • Finding Out What a Vulva Is

    • Bigly

      • Brem@lemmy.world
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        26 days ago

        Oh dang, I feel personally attacked. Nice job, soldier. The first time I stopped going to college… it was for business management. Not a fan of spiced latte or pumpkin shart. I see you. Much love.

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          26 days ago

          Don’t get me wrong… I love me a pumpkin spice latte. Place near me that does monthly seasonal stuff calls it the “basic bitch” when it’s in season.

          • Brem@lemmy.world
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            26 days ago

            It’s not basic. Basic is coffee. Latte is extra. Pumpkin spice should be seasonal but Karen went straight to management and fixed dat shit.