- cross-posted to:
- [email protected]
- cross-posted to:
- [email protected]
You must log in or # to comment.
I literally had a friend, that wanted to suck my schlong. But not because he was gay, but because he just loved dicks and hated vaginas. He swore he was straight, but women just repelled him sexually. Men too, but dicks were awesome, and visually pleasing and…
When I tried to convince him that I’m flattered but just don’t like wieners at all, he was pissed at me for implying that he would be gay. Which je clearly was not. According to him. He then didn’t want to my friend anymore, because being told to be gay would be super mean.
Well…the cognitive dissonance in some people is very colorful and vivid.
Mr. Garrison?
we said no homo though
I mean, if your homie isn’t giving up the booty the same way you did, are they really a homie?
Did the balls touch though?
I doubt this ever happens
You can tell by the way they say it lasted three hours. I have it on good authority that 2 minutes is perfectly fine in a good marriage.
Maybe it was just a gaycation. Doesn’t count.
Jesus, how can anyone take those reddit posts seriously anymore? That wasn’t even creative in its creative writing assignment. Hilarious, but pretty stock standard.
If it takes 3 hours then frankly neither one of you is very good at it. Who has time for that?
He still had socks on it’s fine.
I just enjoy some attention ok :(
Damn 3 hours? Gay guys got all the luck
