“Democratic National Convention: 90 year old Donald Trump waves from his seat as the DNC gives him a standing ovation for not liking President Fuentes”
2036 Could Be The Year of Linux!
I was thinking furry porn but that’s basically the same thing
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For the first time ever, a state has seceded from the United States.
Plot twist: It’s Alaska.
Trump is right that Canada in between the lower 48 and Alaska is border gore. But there’s another solution…
The last windows user defends their ad riddled bloat machine from the evil clutches of the Linux horde.
Beans.
It’ll be fucking beans.
What about orbs?
Bean. Orbs.
!remindme 11 years it’s bean time
The classics never die.
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The browser could find the host server for the provided address.
exactly; you’ll be able to get to the captured/pro-capitalist instances like .world or shitjustworks just fine; but the rest of lemmy will be outlawed and only accessible via tor and a vpn.
Bruh…
I know :(
🚨 Cloudflare Outage Day 14: Only 5 Sites Still Online. This Is Not a Drill.
You must be 21+ with a social score of 2200+ to access this website. Please scan your federal REAL ID or submit to a retinal scan from a supported device:
Apple iPhone with Apple Intelligence Microsoft Windows computer equipped with TPM 3.0 and SecureBoot Google Pixel with Android SafetyCoreWARNING: ATTEMPTS TO USE UNAUTHORIZED SOFTWARE SUCH AS LINUX OR A VPN TO ACCESS THIS SYSTEM CONSTITUTES A FELONY!
Assuming Lemmy is still around by then, the front page will have a cat on it.
.world users complaining about .ml on a .ml community
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Annie_Hall#Alvy_Singer
There’s an old joke: two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort and one of 'em says, “Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.” The other one says, “Yeah, I know, and such small portions.”
Don’t know … I can’t afford internet credits in order to access a connection.
Just work the mines a few more hours and earn those 15 minute time credits. Ain’t my fault Elonotron and his sex bots run on coal power.
Border Patrol Drones now using LLM-based “Predictive Empathy” to screen migrants. Ethical lapse or necessary evil?
Probably, LLM-based will sound like web-enabled at that point - a dusty old buzzword. They’ll have something newer and shinier even if it’s still an LLM inside.
The drones giving migrants a scan first is on the optimistic side, if things go at all how they seem to be.
I refuse to install windows 12!! I will keep using windows 11 until I die!!!
*Windows 13
Bats! Lots of bats!
2036 might be the year of the Linux desktop
You mean the BSD desktop? GNU+Linux got hijacked by the merger of all S&P500 companies.
I welcome it.
Now at 5% usage!
I think it’s at 5 now is it not? Or was that just steam specific stats? (Which are obviously skewed in their favour because of SteamOS)
It’s at 3.2% on steam
5% sounds high just by how things are, and how little people understand what it is. I’d buy 1%, though, and that’s something.
