This is extremely farfetched. Surely in 2050 we’re finally using zstd or something else better than gzip.
Surely the .mind format would already be compressed, like JPEGs or PNGs.
You’ll get a .7z wrapped inside of a .rar and you’ll like it.
If it kinda-works why would anyone fix it? (See: microsoft windows, literally everything in the US)
“If it doesn’t work, then you come so far without it already so just continue as usual.”
- USA
“Welcome back, Elon. I think you’re going to like what we’ve cooked up for you: Your reconstructed brain has been placed in a medically advanced life-support enclosure to ensure you’ll live - or at least exist - forever. We thought about using Neuralink ™ for this next bit, but the tech sucked. Instead we’ve implanted your brain with bespoke electrodes hooked up to your grey matter to simultaneously induce inescapable pain and allow your Broca’s area to drive this vocal synthesizer via your motor cortex. We were thinking the dulcet tones of your endless suffering could be made pay-per-view. You won’t be alone of course. Look, your old buddy Zukerberg’s jar is right over there, between Besos and Altman. Maybe we can make a choir…”
I’d put them into a boilerplate game where there is just a green floor and blue sky and 1 skeleton that doesn’t do anything but you can hit it.
given how simple the simulation is you can make it run faster, one hour of your time is a month for them. let’s see how they handle years of isolation
I bet you can run a simulation way faster than a meat computer. Like millions of times faster.
that really depends on the hardware, currently? I doubt it,
Hardware in 2050 of course!
The whole Moore limit seems to be tapering out though. and with everything getting enshitified assuming that future hardware would be orders of magnitude more powerful than what we have now is no longer a given.
but you can hit itBUT IT CAN HIT YOU
I would torrent any of them. Then I’d mod them into palworld so they can work to death while my pals chill in the japanese terms.
I would mod 'em in minecraft villagers. This is all i can say, my lawyer said to not continue.
Hahaaa, I’d mod them into fun Rimworld characters.
I think Elon could make it with one lung one kidney one arm and one leg and being drained of blood regularly
Oh yes, the “one” character. Juste one of everything!
Oh no, Jeff was hit by a space junk while building his simple rocket and lost his leg! And Elon is there, on ketamine aaaand he overdosed by smoking a blunt and is lying unconscious. And all the robo cat droids broke down so no one can save them. Damn you Randy.
Force them to trade for low prices with that metod
It doesn’t even matter what you do to them. You can torture them forever and you can choose whether they can remember or not.
A better hell of their own making I cannot think of.
I was thinking upload them into a twink femboy fuck doll but your idea is good too.
what did twink femboy fuck dolls ever do to deserve that?
Normally I don’t kink shame, but ew. Twink femboys are one thing, but getting it on with tech bro consciousnesses is where I have to draw the line!
I think putting peter thiel into the body of a cum powered maid bot would be ethical and good
Too much risk he might like it, and more importantly, unethical to find somebody to supply the cum. The fundamental issue here is not whether he deserves the humiliation, it’s the collateral damage in inflicting it.
I guess every game needs some villains
They’ve invented hell.
Wow sims 4 really had a long life.
It’s still being supported, but who knows for how much longer after the Saudi/Trump buyout. It’s most definitely going to be the last Sims game as EA gets hacked apart and gutted for profit in the coming months.
I read an article recently where EA said there wouldn’t be a Sims 5 because expecting people to get rid of all the content they’ve collected over the years would be mean.
Not sure how much I believe that, but it’s weird to think that in a few years/months, people will be reminiscing about today’s EA as the good EA
Me trapping Sam Altman in a pool with no ladder
I’d be a bit more hands on, forcing him to do certain tasks and when he’s about to reach the item, enter buy mode, misplace the thing, unpause.
There should be a few billionaires trapped together. After all, leaving them without anything to eat would just be mean.
Thanks for the reminder to never, ever do something like this. My consciousness dies with me.
Its basically this book: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/32109569-we-are-legion-we-are-bob
There is a lot of it also in a Black Mirror Episode - USS Calllister.
I think it is also the only episode with two parts.
There is also the show “Upload” which is about a digital afterlife once you die.
Well worth a read, especially if you like Andy Weir.
Better than most of Andy Weir’s books. Even tho bob is a bit of a Mary Sue.
Very much enjoyed the whole series.
What was that Sim Sisyphean home design that was floating around the internet a while back? The guy ha designed a home for the Sim that basically took forever to exit via a circuitous hedgerow or something that the occupant could never quite make it out of to get to work, and would have to turn around and trudge all the way back through the circle to home, only to have almost next to no time to sleep and eat before it was time to get up and begin the hopeless trudge to work again.
Yeah.
Good place for those personalities.
That is too creative. More than they deserve. Just have a simple swimming pool with no ladder… then bring them back to life and repeat.
I want to get off of Mr. Bones’ Wild Ride
Sounds like something Let’s Game It Out would do. They very often make silly things like that.
Nah, he only made a living, enclosed gallery composed of the entire neighborhood in front of Keanu Reeves’ toilet, which happens to be 2 feet away from his kids’ bed. Truly breathtaking
I guess Roko’s Basilisk was inside us all along.
But isn’t that exactly what’s being described here?
It’s more than that. People don’t even want to hear really great stories from famous people now, especially they’re kids. I think it’s interesting that think they’ll be like Einstein or something. Their egos are incredibly huge.
People don’t even want to hear really great stories from famous people now, especially they’re kids.
I mean, I’ve got a stack of podcasts a mile high that suggest otherwise. Histories - old and new - continues to be a passion for many.
Of zuckerberg? Maybe to see how he came to blow billions of dollars on the metaverse, and now AI. If they’re looked at, it’s to see how not to do things and used as a be warned parable.
Of zuckerberg?
Absolutely. Behind the Bastards had a pretty damning two parter on him. And that’s long after “The Social Network” movie was a surprise hit.
Their ignorance of, and grasp of history is laughable.
The only kids that are actually better known than their parents are Rameses III, Caesar (you know which one), Jesus Christ, and Bronnie James.
(Please be gentle, I’m just joking around)
“And there, you are all in the pool. Now if I remove…”
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