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minus-squareTriumph@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoAsk either guard: “If I asked the other guard which door led to the castle, what would they say?” The answer is always the door that leads to instant death; enter the other door.
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoThen, rip both of them in half and knock down the safe door so that everyone after you immediately knows the safe route
minus-squareTriumph@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoIf you rip them both in half, then two of your party are cursed to be the next two truth/lie guards. Roll for unintended consequences.
minus-squareF/15/[email protected]@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months ago“So, you’re telling me I could have just greater restoration’d the guards rather than killing them? My god isn’t going to like this.”
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoTime to rip the table, the DM, and everyone’s minifigs in half. It’s rippening time.
minus-squareTriumph@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months ago[sings]: I’d like to rip the world in half / for perfect disharmonyyyy!
minus-squarePunnyName@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoI’m a fan of the revised Little Mermaid song: https://youtube.com/watch?v=fcbazH6aE2g
minus-squareBigfish@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoThe guard replies “I don’t know for sure”.
minus-squareCileTheSane@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoThe third guard stabs people who ask tricky questions.
minus-squareThe Ramen Dutchman@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoI feel like this is an XKCD…
Ask either guard: “If I asked the other guard which door led to the castle, what would they say?” The answer is always the door that leads to instant death; enter the other door.
Then, rip both of them in half and knock down the safe door so that everyone after you immediately knows the safe route
If you rip them both in half, then two of your party are cursed to be the next two truth/lie guards. Roll for unintended consequences.
“So, you’re telling me I could have just greater restoration’d the guards rather than killing them? My god isn’t going to like this.”
Time to rip the table, the DM, and everyone’s minifigs in half. It’s rippening time.
[sings]: I’d like to rip the world in half / for perfect disharmonyyyy!
I’m a fan of the revised Little Mermaid song: https://youtube.com/watch?v=fcbazH6aE2g
The guard replies “I don’t know for sure”.
The third guard stabs people who ask tricky questions.
I feel like this is an XKCD…