• LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Is this a good place to dump some Selena Gomez shit talk?

    Regarding Oreos, yes they’re insane constantly coming out with new flavors & sponsorships & brand deals even though it’s all just fucking oreos, minus some noticable ounces & grams because of shrinkflation.

    Regarding Selena & Oreos, let’s take note of her weight fluctuation after her music career was interrupted by lupus and surgery etc. no shade, it’s just part of being human. Oreos delicious. Selena Gomez approved her name & likeness plastered onto every Oreo package 🙄

    But I suspect she has recently discovered Ozempic because…

    She has thinned-up quite beautifully again after chubbing up a bit the last few years.

    And falling in love with that blobby greasy slimy oily hairy monkey (who feeds her Taco Bell romantic picnics 🤢) who she apparently married just two days ago weekend of September 27th.

    I am so nauseated by who she chose to marry.

    But millionaires are free to do whatever they want so who am I to judge when I’m working me arse off and living paycheck-to-paycheck.

    Her personality & public relations skills are top notch & she’s so pleasant to look at & listen to except

    recently the past few months or year her speech has become slow & slurred which is strange.

    Slow slurred speech seems like medication side effects. But she’s made no public acknowledgment about that because it’s none of our business, she doesn’t owe us in-depth details of every little thing but celebrities with excellent PR skills are such mysteries to us. She told us about her lupus and she told us about her kidney transplant but other obvious things she says nothing about and is so mysterious.

    I’ve never seen her TV show about Steve Martin and Martin Short nothing murder building, I wonder if her speech is slow & slurred when she’s acting in that role too? I’m guessing probably not because that would not be a good look. So whatever medication she’s on that’s causing her red carpet interviews & her talk show interviews to give her such a slurred speech is a bit strange.

    Perhaps she’s slowing down especially now that she married a big fat greasy slimy man, let’s hope his mindset & lifestyle & phenotype aren’t contagious.

    So her life goes on and I should focus on my own life. I’m doing fine I just wish I earned more money but if I did I would probably do crazy things like buy a huge mansion then complain that I’m lonely because money can’t fix my personality or bipolar disorder or buy friends.

    /ManicStreamOfConsciousness

    • Bosht@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      1 year ago

      Sounds like you have a bit of celeb obsession going on. If someone posts a meme about Oreos and your first reaction is to type up paragraphs about a celeb, including multiple details around their personal lives…yeah, idk, maybe do some self reflection. Everyone has hobbies, I get it, but at the same time you really shouldn’t give a shit. At all. Far more interesting things in the world that would be well worth your time over a celeb.

      • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        Jump to conclusions & make assumptions much? I’m an acrobat in Santa Monica california. I have an amazing life. I just watch YouTube a lot in my recovery time and Selena Gomez is adorable :-)

        This is me and I assure you I don’t need advice regarding what I do with my mind & free time 😆

    • bbbbbbbbbbb@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      I also avoid all these junk foods as much as I can, but I also realize i can inject a whole lot of joy and excitement in my life by buying these weird novelty flavors I likely wont enjoy, but thats not what matters. Its the hype.

  • Alteon@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    They taste like Selena Gomez. What do you mean what are they? You act like this is complicated. I mean it says right there in the outside of the cookie tray wrapper. They’ve been putting the flavors in the outside for 30+ years. They wouldn’t just change it up on a random whim.

  • Kenny2999@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Also wondering about the texture of those oreos: is it finely grained like a smoothie or more coarsely minced with gomezy bits that stick between yer teeth.

    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
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      1 year ago

      Its just the cream part in the middle thats Gomez. They grind her up with a bunch of sugar and push the Gomez out of the extruder between the two cookies.

  • [object Object]@lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    I know I’m trying to boycot the US, but I did try them and they’re way better than regular Oreos.

    They have both chocolate and vanilla, and they have cinnamon. They’re sweeter too.

  • HDMovie365@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Sounds wild, right? 😅 Selena Gomez Oreos aren’t an official cookie flavor — they’re a limited-edition collab where Oreo partnered with Selena Gomez on custom-designed packaging and special cookie drops for fans. Basically, it’s Oreo’s way of mixing pop culture with sweet treats. 🍪✨ Want me to check if they’re still available in 2025?

  • LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I always laugh seeing how much they shrink the packaging every year. Some of these packs have like 10 Oreos in them.

    • rumba@lemmy.zipEnglish
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      1 year ago

      I know, and I hate it to the core, but I have considered that they might actually be inadvertently helping humanity (at least in the US).