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The all-knowing, all-powerful god who created the entire universe has decided to hold back rain in your state. But maybe if you beg him hard enough and skip lunch he’ll change his mind.
This is what these half-wits actually believe.
Praying wasn’t working, but praying AND fasting might!
Our Exxon, who art in Texas…
I am Native American so I will perform a rain dance unless I get deported.
As nonsensical as that sentence sounds, it’s pretty much the only thing this country has done consistently for over 250 years.
I’ll share this post to raise awareness, and send my thoughts and prayers. I’ve done my part. Should be fixed now.
I would send mine, but I’m afraid it would cause flooding.
Honestly, if they’re still whining about their dryness at this point, with all the thoughts and prayers we’ve sent, it’s just greedy.
I skipped breakfast. I guess they should get at least a brief shower.
If that doesn’t work, I hear ritual sacrifice is pretty effective.
Pro tipp: the richer the sacrificed person, the higher the chances for rain.
It’ll work, you just have to make sure you don’t eat anything until after it rains again
Yeah bet 100 nucks he isn’t missing any meals.
