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Uff@lemmy.worldBanned to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 3 months ago

You are born 250,000 years ago, one of the very first modern humans to roam the earth. What's on your to-do list?

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You are born 250,000 years ago, one of the very first modern humans to roam the earth. What's on your to-do list?

Uff@lemmy.worldBanned to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 3 months ago
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  • notsosure@sh.itjust.works
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    3 months ago

    Drill, drill, drill!

  • Tronn4@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Jerk it

  • Captain Baka@feddit.org
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    3 months ago

    confused unga bunga

  • potatoguy@potato-guy.space
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    3 months ago

    Survive, get that weird fruit and have sex.

    And to go to “there”, it seems nice “there”, why shouldn’t we go “there”? It doesn’t have other people “there”.

    • potatoguy@potato-guy.space
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      People long ago are not that different from us, like people from the middle ages, they acted like us now because they ARE like us now.

      • GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca
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        There’s no real evidence that people are smarter today than they were 5000 years or so ago. We just have more knowledge/technology.

  • FriendOfDeSoto@startrek.website
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    3 months ago
    • invent the wheel
    • peteyestee@feddit.org
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      Cool because I was going to say murder the inventer of the wheel and steel the idea.

    • potatoguy@potato-guy.space
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      That would require some knowledge that they couldn’t get (people can’t think things that they don’t know the basics of, like a different colour). Rolling rocks and fire would be on that age.

      • folaht@lemmy.ml
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        No, it would require usefullness compared to cost.
        How are you going to use the wheel when there are no combustion engines, no roads or even domesticated horses?

        • itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          I’d think a wheelbarrow or hand-drawn cart would still be useful, but I see your point

  • peteyestee@feddit.org
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    End the human race before it gets out of hand. Like humans do animals animals or non-western people. today.

    • Uff@lemmy.worldBannedOP
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      You couldn’t because… and this is just a guess here… there were so few humans that you wouldn’t meet anyone outside of family

      • peteyestee@feddit.org
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        3 months ago

        KMS then.

  • supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz
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    Obvious first question, are we friends with dogs yet?

    • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domestication_of_the_dog

      Nope

      • supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz
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        ok I am gonna get in on that shit wayyy ahead of the curve/maybe probably be eaten by dire wolves

        • CII_RX@lemm.ee
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          Do horses too.

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            Horse 2

            Now has integrated saddle

            • CII_RX@lemm.ee
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              A human can ride horse 1 without a saddle.

              • supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz
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                saddle is dlc on horse 1 tho lol you can’t even find horse 1 saddle in dungeon chests

                • CII_RX@lemm.ee
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                  Saddle can be found in Barns and the like. You’re just not looking in the right chests. Of course you’re not going to find one if you’re looking in a dungeon chest!

      • reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.ml
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        Who else read the entire wiki page?

    • Uff@lemmy.worldBannedOP
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      With benefits. One drought and they’re a kebab.

  • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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    Suicide

  • Jeena@piefed.jeena.net
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    As a new born I guess:

    1. Find my moms breast
    2. Drink milk
    3. Sleep
    4. Pee and poop
    5. GOTO 1
    • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I suppose next would be die because of the infant mortality rate

      • joelfromaus@aussie.zone
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        Tits, self relief and death? That’s one more thing than I’m guaranteed at the moment, where do I sign up?

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    Immediately get wrecked by one of the many megafauna that would still be alive.

  • Bwaz@lemmy.world
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    Reconsider?

  • AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip
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    Grunt and probably be dead long before I become an adult.

  • RebekahWSD@lemmy.world
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    Born back then so no idea of the future probably? Fire was invented like a million years before or around that, so I’m probably cooking food. I like cooking the food. Dying during childbirth??

    • FollyDolly@lemmy.world
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      Probably also my fate. Cooking the food, dying during childbirth. Would be blissfully unaware of what a stock market is. Upsides, downsides.

  • Onyxonblack@lemmy.zip
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    Find other humans and try to kill them all. Then kill self. Earth breathes a sigh of relief!

  • oni ᓚᘏᗢ@lemmy.world
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    do some weird ass draws on walls stuff

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