they might want to ask god where the staff of moses is.
Settled in an arid area with a giant salty lake because some murderous nut case said ot wss a good idea, then you gotta ask a god to make it rain where it usually doesn’t want to in the first place?
Maybe don’t live in a desert. Idiots.
Or pray for higher intelligence. Idiots.
Theocratic, Constitution-hating pieces of shit should be removed from office. That behavior is absolutely unacceptable.
Sorry, no! God has a plan, and the plan clearly is… NO WATER FOR YOU!!! Duh!
Sounds like he should invest in long term infrastructure that supports life and nature; rather than being a parasite
He might be on to something. You don’t eat, you don’t shit. You don’t shit, you don’t flush and therefore you save water.
Just turn on the faucet in Canada. Duh
Sorry, not gonna happen. Your job is to take climate change seriously.
-God
Yeah, because your magic sky wizard, who apparently can see and knows everything, had no idea that you were in a drought and needs you to cast a magic spell for rain. Or whatever the fuck.
Fuck you Mormons! Hope you all die!
Well Trump is now in charge of those weather making machine, why not just call him up.
