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Stamets@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 4 days ago

Octopus. Any kind. Duh.

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Octopus. Any kind. Duh.

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Stamets@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 4 days ago
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  • razzazzika@lemmy.zip
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    2 days ago

    Sea Turtle!

  • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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    2 days ago

    OP is into hentai confirmed

  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    Gulper eel said, “I can’t see shit down here. So I’m just going to swim around with my mouth open, and I’m just going to call whatever gets in there lunch.”

    To which evolution replied, “Bet?”

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    Orca. They’re just too damn cool, and they refuse to eat humans for some unknown reason. They, as a species, literally eat anything else that dares to enter their water including polar bears.

    I personally maintain that some Orca took out an elderly or young human at some point, and the villagers responded by wiping out the entire pod of orca except for a traumatized survivor that told the rest of the orcas that they shouldn’t ever eat the angry hairless monkeys, and the species has remembered for tens if not hundreds of thousands of years.

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    3 days ago

    No love for iron snails?

  • tomenzgg@midwest.social
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    3 days ago

    All octopodes are good octopodes.

    • dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I only recently learned about the Dumbo Octopus and I think it is adorable!

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    i don’t really care about animals… i know like three different fish and that’s it as far as sea creatures go. i will still listen to people talk about them though.

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      Orca care about you. They are the only apex predator that refuses to hunt or eat humans. We are unique there too. They will eat other monkeys and apes that they rarely happen upon, and they eat polar bears and other bears whenever they can catch them.

      Last time an orca even bit a human in nature, the human was asking for it. They were poking the orca with a blunted harpoon. The orca snapped, bit their arm, realized what it just bit and let go before it severed the dude’s arm. Then all the orcas in the area left for a decade or so. This was back in the late 1800s on the Pacific coast of Alaska.

      • lime!@feddit.nu
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        that’s so cool!

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    Batfish Batfish.

    • territorial@slrpnk.net
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      That’s batfish insane.

  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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    Angler Fish

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      I was team Angler Fish when I got here but damn, there are some good candidates mentioned!

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    Cephalopods of all kinds are fabulous, but it’s a crime I haven’t seen siphonophores here.

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    The Nautilus. I just think they are neat!

    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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      3 days ago

      All hail Lord Helix!

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        Wow. Forgot about that.

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    All of them. There’s so many.

    Sunfish. Vampire squid. Blob fish. That terrifying worm that hides. Pistol shrimp.

    It’s a whole new world down there. Forget Mars!

    • the_crotch@sh.itjust.works
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      Lung fish, black fish, alligator, Ice fish.
      Armour head, hammer head, anaconda, flat head.
      Manta ray, stingray, fang-tooth moray.
      Goblin shark, grass carp, round-river-bat ray.

      Noodle fish, hag fish, man o’ war, lady fish.
      Black eel, baby seal, sprat, koi, electric eel.
      Lamprey, pejerey, yellow-edged moray.
      Salmon shark, sleeper shark, featherback and eagle ray.

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        We didn’t start the current!

        It was always flowin’

        Since the Earth’s been slowin’

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          We didn’t start the current!

          So we decide to ride it

          Since we can not fight it

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        We didn’t start the fire

  • Tiger_Man_〔he/him〕@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Cuttlefish

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      Someday, cuttlefish will start the plan to take over the world in june 28th, 2025.

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    Oarfish give me a sense of dread in the pit of my stomach, they’re so cool

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    No, that’s how you engage with people when you’re six years old.

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      Which one is yours, then? :)

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      This comment has “I’m not a kid anymore, I’m 17 years old” energy

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