ALTOONA, PA—Saying the pampered 6-year-old seemed to think someone should provide her with a midday meal on a regular basis, sources told reporters Thursday that local entitled child Harper Wiley expected to eat lunch each day of her young life. “Can you imagine? Not just on the odd occasion, but every single day!” said a source […]
  • DominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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    7 days ago

    “Apparently, if this brat doesn’t get her lunch, she complains that she’s hungry and that she has trouble paying attention in school. Who does she think she is—some VIP who gets to go through childhood without having her growth stunted from lack of nourishment? It’s complete lunacy.”

    This isn’t even remotely satire. This is literally what every republican thinks.

  • GeekyOnion@beehaw.orgEnglish
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    7 days ago

    I want to know why any of those kids who want to eat aren’t at a full-time factory job. USiPhones won’t make themselves. /s