Here’s mine:
“I’m gonna barbecue your ass in molasses!”
Cattle mutilations are up.
And your GF sleeps above the covers
Six feet above the covers!
“Allo, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die”
Inconceivable!
“Wove. Twue wove…”
The best part of that is Inigo’s revenge on Count Rugen. It was the absolute perfect revenge. He literally dealt out every wound Rugen ever dealt him. A stab to both his left and right arm, a cut on his left and right cheek, and finally a stab to the gut. This, along with him getting stronger every time he repeated his mantra, makes it one of the greatest moments in all of cinema.
In the script, the author says that the fight between Inigo and Wesley is the second greatest fight in the history of the movies. The final fight is supposed to be the best ever.
“Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.”
If you cannot identify this line…
“Obviously, you’re not a golfer.”
“Uh, well sir, it’s, uh, this rug I have, it really tied the room together… uh…”
A lot of ins, a lot of outs, and what-have-you
A gun rack? A gun rack. I don’t even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do…with a gun rack?
yippee ki yay…
“WELCOME TO THE PARTY, PAL!”
Die Hard!!!
Yippie kayak other buckets!
Fuck you, Mars
An excellent adaptation, except they cut his rant about Aquaman. Also:
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A pair of boobs -> ( .Y . )
Good news, everyone!
Yeah Futurama
Nice fukkin’ model!
Honk Honk
“Beetlejuice… Beetlejuice… Beetlejuice.”
“It’s showtime.”
(breaks out of ground with carnival ride on his head)
“ATTENTION, KMART SHOPPERS!”
PC load letter! What the fuck does that mean!?
Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays.
Watch your cornhole, bud.
Hey, Farva, what’s that restaurant you like with the mozzarella sticks and all the goofy shit on the walls?
Shenanigans?
holds pistol out to Cap oooooh!
deleted by creator
“Nice beaver!”
“Thank you! I just had it stuffed.”
They’re trashing our rights, Trashing!
Hack the planet, hack the planet!!
HACK THE PLANET!
That rug really tied the room together, did it not?"
It’s like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none.
Came to comment exactly this! Although I was tempted by:
“This review has only one line, it says ‘Shit Sandwich.’”
