LOS ANGELES—Confirming that doctors had performed the procedure successfully, sources reported Friday that Sabrina Carpenter had undergone a state-mandated lobotomy to cure her medically diagnosed nymphomania. According to eyewitnesses, the 26-year-old artist arrived at a state mental hospital early this morning strapped to a gurney so that she could not act on her depraved sexual […]
Clips of her concerts come up on my feed sometimes. Being (or playing being) horny is a part of her schtick.
Mine too.
Checked out some of her music. It’s fun.