For real. Everytime I get in the shower I end up having to point the showerhead away and cower from the cold water and I could have just turned it on first?

  • MerryJaneDoe@lemmy.world
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    9 days ago

    I think people set the bar too high for shower sex - and, generally, for sex in weird locations.

    It’s not about having a mind-blowing orgasm, or even about climaxing. It’s about the sensuality. Your body slick with soap and water, grinding against your lover. Soaping each other up, rubbing against one another, giggling and groping.

    Stop trying to finish your business on porcelain - you’ll hurt yourself! Retire to the bedroom and finish properly!