There are about ~3000 billionaires. Or a billionaire every minute.
I mean if you have all of Superman’s powers you could go one a second
With time to spare to have a wild time with Wonder Woman.
I would grab Ceres and ram it into the Earth.
Vanquish evil. There’s quite the list at the moment.
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Use x-ray vision to microwave a hot pocket
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Fly to work to avoid traffic
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Use super strength to pull lawnmower start cord since its always such a pain to start
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I’m already going to a kid amusement park tomorrow, so I guess I would just be the coolest dad there.
Relocate anyone with a net worth of >$500 mil to the bottom of the Mariana Trench.
You don’t do anything about the wealth? Someone else will get hold of it in no time after your 48 hs are past
I look at it like this, if you’ve accumulated that much money AND have had time to use it to help others, and haven’t? Glub glub time.
If you’ve suddenly stumbled into ludicrous wealth because a psychotic demigod drowned one of your forebears? Well, it’ll take at least 48 hours for you to put that money to more philanthropic use. I figure we can give those folks at least that much of a grace period to decide to be better.
The next Superman can handle them if that’s not enough to change their attitude.
And realistically, this would create so many power vacuums all at once that civilization would probably collapse overnight, but you can only get so realistic with superpower hypotheticals.
DC…Trump to the moon to fix - Trump.
Stratosphere - blow all the CO2 out into space and fix global warming.
Schwarma after with friends.
Oh yeah, grab the great plastic pollution bomb in the pacific and hurl it into the sun then use fry-eyes to burn every plastic manufacturer on the planet.
That’s actually a great subject for an XKCD What If - What if all of the CO2 was suddenly removed from the atmosphere, all at once?
Probably not good either. We kind of need the O2 in it and the C probably too. Just in other forms.
I can hear this in my head. Snoop is amazing
not a single POW! ?
Some of y’all don’t understand the type of shit this guy’s on
Oh! This one jar that is freakin stuck super bad.
Stop wars non violently by disarming all parties involved. I know, they’ll arm up again after the 48 hours but all I need to do to protect myself is get a haircut and fake glasses.
Lasering arms off is pretty violent
First I would get myself paid. Then I would drop a big rock on DC and credit reporting companies. Probably take out a bunch of healthcare insurance companies. Spend a few hours looking up companies responsible for the most pollution/human rights violations and remove them. Drop a big rock on the Kremlin and CCCP headquarters, probably North Korea too. Lots of big rocks dropped from really high.
None on le WhiteHome and NATO folk?
Hollywood adaptation with realistic plotline tho
Fly everywhere. I’m having breakfast in Paris, lunch in Cairo, and dinner in Kyoto, and checking out a bunch of other places in between. Also doing approximately all of the cocaine so I can stay awake for the whole thing.
Lots of regimes will fall.
The Democrat/Republican one would be first on my list
Try to fly through these god damn rings
Put my dog on my back and fly around the world with her!
(then when she’s sleeping happily I start punching billionaires)
