Put it in the science oven!
Nuke it.
why do we do this? Is it an american thing?
Yes, from a general misunderstanding of how microwave ovens work, and what “radiation” was during the 1960s and 70s.
I think it’s because microwaves use, well, microwave radiation
radiation exists in like everything to some small degree tho right?
The issue is the ambuguity in what someone intends when they just say radiation. It is valid to call any electromagnetic wave radiation. However, as for health concerns, what matters is “ionizing radiation.” Microwaves are too low energy to be ionizing, so they don’t match what most people think of when they say radiation with the implication of ionizing.
Canadian here. I also “nuke it”.
That’s what my house says too lol
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Microwave it, use it as a verb
Let’s excite these water molecules until they vibrate so hard it generates heat that transfers to surrounding atoms
heat itself being the average kinetic energy of said vibrating molecules makes the heat part of that sentence redundant. Now make me a sandwich
Abra cadabra, you are now a sandwich.
I’ll show myself out.
Molecules can also vibrate not hard enough to generate enough heat to warm their surroundings though.
Here, I made a roasted goat testicle marinated in a tuna eyeball reduction topped with lettuce, tomatoes, olives, onions, uncooked rice, and taint shavings sammich. Bone apple titties
Other than the taint shavings, that actually sounds like it could be good, albeit very crunchy
The taint shavings are harvested from Jennifer Lawrence
*retches*
scoops some up in a tupperware
For my next sammich
I use Nuke.
Nuke it
Activate the magnetron!
I think I’ve used both zap and microwave.
When I worked at McDonald’s in 2015, we called it Q-ing. That’s what the official term was. We got in trouble for calling it anything else.
Are you sure it wasn’t “queuing?” As in, “I’m queuing up some food to be cooked for our queue of orders.”
Nope, it was written “Q-ing” on the “Q-ing Oven” itself, as well as in the training materials and manuals!
Edit: here’s the manual for it!
Gonna put it in the spicy light box
We say “ugh, there is too much stuff in front of the microwave, do you mind eating it cold?”
And I think that’s beautiful.
I feel that. I eat so much stuff cold.
I say “zap it” myself. idk it just rolls off the tongue really nice
Mick-rowave. Based on how Jen pronounces it in Bob’s Burgers
Meek row wah vay
Zaaaap https://youtu.be/T1b6ko1I00A
