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arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkAnon wants thissh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agomessage-square26linkfedilink
minus-squareBut_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoSure, Viking love looks appealing, until your husband starts bringing home sex slaves and teaching your children how to raid England.
minus-squareForeverComical@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoThe being taught to raid England part seems lit.
minus-squareAcinonyx@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agosince I’d be the husband in this scenario, I don’t see what’s wrong with it
minus-squareLH0ezVT@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoAlso, I think I would be an equal-opportunity viking raider. My wife would get some English sex slaves of her own for our anniversary.
minus-squareAcinonyx@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-22 months agoif you’re doing this you’re just cucking yourself
minus-squareVanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoIt’s an open relationship, fundie.
minus-squareLH0ezVT@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-22 months ago And? If you’re not torturing English villagers together with your wife during the winter, is it even a viking marriage?
minus-squareFarmTaco@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-22 months agoyou know what they say; the couple who pillages together, stays together.
minus-squareAcinonyx@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoI’ve never said anything against torturing english villagers
minus-squareNatanael@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoIt wasn’t even unusual with female vikings.
minus-squareKlear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-22 months agoTake her raiding! Make her your viqueen.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoMFW people keep trying to romanticize the Viking lifestyle Our culture is not a costume.
minus-squareBut_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoI need more of this show
Sure, Viking love looks appealing, until your husband starts bringing home sex slaves and teaching your children how to raid England.
The being taught to raid England part seems lit.
since I’d be the husband in this scenario, I don’t see what’s wrong with it
Also, I think I would be an equal-opportunity viking raider. My wife would get some English sex slaves of her own for our anniversary.
god i love sex
if you’re doing this you’re just cucking yourself
It’s an open relationship, fundie.
you know what they say; the couple who pillages together, stays together.
I’ve never said anything against torturing english villagers
It wasn’t even unusual with female vikings.
Take her raiding! Make her your viqueen.
MFW people keep trying to romanticize the Viking lifestyle
Our culture is not a costume.
I need more of this show