As a fellow chocosexual, I invite you to my monthly chocolate love fest

Fair warning, this involves stripping down, leaping into a vat of chocolate, eating our way to the other side, then repeating the other direction.

I mean, in fairness, you don’t have to strip down, but it’s cheaper than a wetsuit, and you can absorb some of the chocolate by osmosis, while reveling in all that cocoa goodness all over your body.

However, this is a fully BYOM event (bring your own milk).

And yes, I am high on chocolate as I write this.