• Anomalocaris@lemm.ee
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    9 days ago

    because you used a gorilla as a reference, they actually have tiny dicks. so little in fact, that King Kong dick might be in the fuckeable realm

    no, you can’t unlearn that, I tried

    • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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      9 days ago

      Funny, but it was meant as an abstraction of a donkey (show), and worked into a foreshadowing allusion with absentee-alpha brain, after a rocket scientist enters the plot hole with a boring rhythm… to ruin-splain my own terrible jokes and humor

    • starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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      9 days ago

      I imagine the girth may be an issue with King Kong. 12 inches is manageable, but I have no idea how thick a gorilla’s dick is

      But also I’m aware of Bad Dragon. No matter its size, there are people who would enjoy it