This is too relatable lmao
I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it Kif?
Ugh, sexlexia.
Kif, have the boy lay out my formal shorts
The boy? Sir?
You. You lay out my formal shorts.
The boy?
You, you lay out my formal shorts a dozen a hunderd times; it’s impossible to tell. ;)
Yes.
The consensus answer will be relevant to my interests.
Let’s find some experimental evidence.
15:13 UTC: sending meme across the flat by instant messager …it’s been 2 hours…
Time of reporting does not necessarily match original time of event. Actually it never does. Any known event is in the past.
"One time, this guy handed me a picture of him. He said, “Here’s a picture of me when I was younger.”
Every picture is of you when you were younger.
“Here’s a picture of me when I’m older.”
“You son of a bitch! How’d you pull that off? Let me see that camera!”
- Mitch Hedberg
I just sent this meme across. Made sure to sit in the armchair beforehand. Got a chuckle. Would recommend.
“Why did you send me this?”, they reply.
Me when I’m sat next to my friend
No, it counts as date night.
