• Grass@sh.itjust.works
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      1 month ago

      don’t forget the separation anxiety and what I can only imagine is ptsd from a previous life

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        1 month ago

        i swear they’re not really birds, just bird-shaped tortured souls living out their feather-clad punishment. their tiny heads are far too small to justify the shit that must be going on inside them. wonderful, totally unique creatures.

        but definitely NOT birds.

        (edit - i should add that they’re ridiculously happy and i love them more than anything. but still, not birds. i’ve had birds. these are not birds.)