• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    9 days ago

    Parents: “You should be punished for having romantic feelings and a sense of independence”

    Me: “I reflexively and ritualistically punish myself whenever I’m feeling romantic or pursuing independence”

    Nah. Nothing here that I can see.

    • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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      9 days ago

      I’m not saying everyone raised catholic wants a partner who dresses like a nun and makes you call them Mother Superior, but I am saying those are the ones I hang out with

      • djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        8 days ago

        I don’t really think we need to manufacture any more. The way I see it, there’s already a natural surplus of bottoms.

        • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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          3 days ago

          It truly is a tops world. I can be verse but I prefer to top because I get way to much anxiety when people are down there. The gay hookup apps are a insatiable black hole of thirst in my area.

          Intercourse isn’t even required for me. I’d rather do mutual oral, make out and give forehead kisses. But I am a people pleaser.