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LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 26 days ago

The ones and zeros and tens

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The ones and zeros and tens

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LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 26 days ago
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  • thesohoriots@lemmy.world
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    26 days ago

    “Folks, have you heard this? There’s this big, gorgeous EP, they call it In a Beautiful Place Out In The Country. The Woke Democrats say it samples a Branch Davidian recruitment tape, but I don’t know folks…”

    • can@sh.itjust.works
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      26 days ago

      God damn I love that OP so much.

    • Mrkawfee@lemmy.world
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      25 days ago

      Music has the right to children. Bigly.

  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    26 days ago

    Boards of Canada kick fucking ass. That much is true.

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      25 days ago

      Yeah, but they aren’t Canadian.

      • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk
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        25 days ago

        Nope, Scottish.

  • Aeri@lemmy.world
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    24 days ago

    Honestly we’d probably be better off if this was true, plus we get rid of florida? No brainer

  • Charlxmagne@lemmy.world
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    25 days ago

    Regardless of if this is real or not, “he” types just like he speaks. I read that in trumps voice in my head.

  • Phoenixz@lemmy.ca
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    25 days ago

    Is this real or fake? I can’t tell

    • YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca
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      25 days ago

      LLM have come such a long way. They can mimick that cum sock perfectly and it only costs like a swimming pool of water and electricity to run a small Swiss village in the alps.

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      25 days ago

      It is never FAKE EVER, AS USUAL.

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      I also, unironically, couldn’t tell. That’s not a great sign, when you look at gibberish like that and your first thought is “that… genuinely could be him…”. Then you come to the comment section, and you’re still not sure, because everyone else was unsure too.

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        24 days ago

        Trump’s paradox

  • Baŝto@discuss.tchncs.de
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    25 days ago

    But what does he think of Trans Canada Highway?

    • drunkosaurus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      25 days ago

      Or the Pontiac Trans Am?

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    i imagine every capital word hes just screaming it and its not him its the guy that plays him from snl and then i reamber theres a chance this is real and i just get sad

  • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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    25 days ago

    I prefer múm, but BOC is pretty good too.

  • tino@lemmy.world
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    25 days ago

  • etchinghillside@reddthat.com
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    26 days ago

    Do I like Tim Hortons now?

    • Deadeyegai@lemmy.world
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      26 days ago

      Always have

    • FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io
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      26 days ago

      You missed the boat, they suck now.

  • SomeLemmyUser@discuss.tchncs.de
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    25 days ago

    The fact that there is a possibility that this is real and not Satire tells a lot about american society

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    I saw Boards of Canada at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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      This is fake, the real Boards of Canada love electrical infetterence.

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        I think Boards of Canada is a pretty cool guy. Eh likes electrical infetterence and doesn’t afraid of anything

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      25 days ago

      Is this a copypasta or was that just off the cuff lmao

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        This is true, I was there.

      • Nasan@sopuli.xyz
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        25 days ago

        Want to say I’ve seen this on reddit years ago and it was a different celebrity mentioned.

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          https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-saw-flying-lotus-in-a-grocery-store-copypasta

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    25 days ago

    Maybe I was wrong about this guy. Maybe he’s actually pretty chill.

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      Trump listens to Boards of Canada once and becomes a good person

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        24 days ago

        Trump has the right to BoC.

  • Formfiller@lemmy.world
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    24 days ago

    Why write fake posts when his real ones are even crazier

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    25 days ago

    Is this satire or real? I really can’t tell

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      25 days ago

      came to the comments to find out… still can’t tell…

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