“Well maybe I did impregnate my stepdaughter. Twice. And then say ‘It’s not practical’ to be living with her anymore, saying ‘Any man who marries a [younger] woman, even if you feel very sprightly, it’s going to be nice for a while, but there’s a big gap … and that gap is going to show itself.’ But at least I’m not on Elon’s level of dad-shittiness. I think there’s a strong possibility he has literally forgotten that some of them exist.”